The Flag Cake

Well… [looking around…]  It’s been forever, but I am back!  Now, it wouldn’t be fair of me to come back after such a loooooooooooong hiatus without something special to make a trip here worth you while, now would it?  So here it is… flag cake.  Just in time for the 4th of July!!  Now, to be honest, I will say that flag cake was not my completely original idea.  Last June, I was looking around ye old Internet for a 4th of July dessert to make for an upcoming party and I found this from Elissa of 17 and Baking.  Elissa is a lovely person who makes wonderful recipes so definitely look around her site!

I thought it was such a cute cake when I saw it, but I wasn’t completely sold and continued looking around at other ideas.  Three or four sites later it hit me:  I could make that cake into a more realistic looking flag AND make it out of red velvet.  “No problem!” I thought and never looked back.  Now if you are going to attempt my version of this lovely, please note that it takes time and patience.  Short on one or both?  Elissa’s cake is beautiful so go for it!

(*A little note about the cake pictured above… that is last year’s flag cake.  I had a little bit of an accident with the finished cake for this tutorial that made in not so photo worthy.  C’est la vie!  The cake you see pictured here had been sitting out at 80+ degrees for a little too long and started to smoosh down a bit.)

I take two days to make the flag cake.  Yes, this is a TIME CONSUMING cake!!  I bake on day one, and make frosting and assemble on day 2.  What follows is not a recipe for the cake itself.  It is a tutorial on how to assemble the cake.  Read through all of the directions a couple of times before you actually start making your cake.  You have a couple of options on how you want to make the cake so do whatever works for you.  As I said, I made mine from red velvet.  You could just as easily use a couple of white box mixes instead of making a cake from scratch.  (Valuable tip: I strongly suggest you stay away from the red velvet box mixes unless you have one that you  like to use.  Personally, I find them to be too dry and not have the correct crumb texture for a red velvet.)

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Farm Stand Dinner

I promised I would show you what I did with all that farm stand goodness and here it is:

Corn with black beans!  Okay, I’ll admit that I did mess this up because I wasn’t paying attention and sauteed the bell pepper with the onion.  Oops!  It still tasted great, but I USUALLY add the bell pepper the last few minutes of cooking so that it stays vibrant.  I do have an “official” hot corn salad that I LOVE and which I’ll post at a later date, but I also like to change it up and make it really simple sometimes like I did here.  Let’s face it, I just needed dinner to be FAST so I harnessed the power of leftovers and quick-cooking vegetables to make it happen.

The general idea is to saute a sweet onion and garlic in olive oil.  Add freshly shucked corn and the juice of a lime.  Cook on low for 10 minutes, mixing occasionally, and add a diced bell pepper if you like.  (Red, green, or whatever color you have handy.)  Cook for a few more minutes until the corn is tender to your taste.  Mix in a diced tomato or two if you like.  I love this kind of dish because you can add whatever you are the mood for, have on hand, or just plain works for you and/or your family.  A bit of salt, a bit of pepper if you like and you’re good to go.  Here I topped it with some leftover black beans from two nights before, a dollop of sour cream, and mixed it together before serving.  Corn = summer.

Sticking with my need dinner FAST theme, I seared my squash in a splash of olive oil and a couple of minced garlic cloves while my corn was cooking.  Then I sprinkled on a pinch or two of salt and big pinch of dried herbs (pick your favorite).

I served my farm stand bounty with the other half of my roast chicken from dinner the night before.  Including prep time… fifteen minutes and dinner was done.

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Farm Stand Bounty

Here is today’s bounty from the farm stand… pretty exciting!  Tune in tomorrow to find out what I’m going to do with all of this goodness.  🙂

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Recipe | Olive Oil Cake

I have mastered science!!  This may not be the moment you’ve all been waiting for, but I don’t care.  This is it!!  The very first cake recipe I developed on my own.  It needed one little tweak from it’s first incarnation, but I’ve made it three times now and I’m pleased with the results.  I never thought I would be able to make a cake on my own, but that was before I studied up on a little science and applied a little logic.  Woot!  …I wonder if the Noble committee will consider me this year?

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Fudge, Feuds and Frustrations

For the back story to this post, please see Fudge, Feuds and My Poor Husband.

A simple batch of fudge is completely kicking my butt.  Perhaps I should mention that there is absolutely NOTHING simple about making fudge.  Fudge-making is science, people; 100% unadulterated hard-core science and it is not for the faint of heart or the feckless cook.  This is very frustrating.  Did I mention that precise science is not my thing?

My great-grandmother, Nini, passed when I was eight years old and I remember her vividly.  I never once had her fudge though because age robbed her memory of the recipe long before I hit the scene.  As it turned out, her lost secret family recipe wasn’t so lost after all.  At the conclusion of an epic battle, my Mother, The Domestic Terrorist, handed over my great-grandmother’s long-lost fudge recipe with no obvious strings attached to the gift.  I immediately suspected she was just screwing with me.  It is important to remember who I’m dealing with here and some perspective is certainly in order.

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Recipe | Irish Soda Bread (No Knead)

No Knead = EASY

This is definitely not my bread recipe, but I love it.  This is a no-knead, no rise time, no yeast, quick bread from Darina Allen that Alice Waters shared in her book In the Green Kitchen: Techniques to Learn by Heart.  Alice Waters is a pioneer of the local food movement.  Her recipes are always simple yet they produce remarkable results.  In the Green Kitchen is filled with the same kind of simple, yet delicious recipes that Waters is known for but this volume is filled with recipes from her friends who just happen to be culinary superstars of the natural food movement.  Many libraries carry this book and it is definitely worth a look.

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Fruit and Veggie Wash

True story:  Standing in the Publix produce department, I once saw a rather haggard, middle-aged woman take an apple and rub it all over her face and neck then decide that wasn’t “the one” and put it back.  She proceeded to test out the next apple.  I don’t want to know what kind of relationship that woman has with fruit but… REALLY?

I’ve seen several people on the web say that produce wash is a waste of money and that the only thing you need to do is rinse your produce under running water.  Really?  Do you honestly think that water is going to wash off the added zest of Ms. I-Rub-My-Body-With-Produce?  I fully realize that a mentally ill woman pleasuring herself with produce in the middle of the store is not all that common, but a simple splash under the tap is not going to solve common problems such as produce wax trapping pesticides and bacteria on your food, and surface germs from people who haven’t washed their hands.  Produce was cannot remove all wax, remove all pesticide, or sterilize your food, but does significantly more that water alone.  That said, I agree that the big problem is that $6 for a bottle of veggie wash is a complete rip off.  So, I make my own.

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